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Sunday, February 9, 2014

Finally, panties I can promote

Remember back when I first started blogging and I told you about Positive Panties? No? Life coaches everywhere had their panties in a bunch because I was mocking these wonderful undergarments. Go read about it, I'll wait.

All caught up? Good. Now, that campaign was done by some very touchy-feelie chicks, and I've got nothing against them. But THIS. THIS is an awesome campaign. Are you ready for it? PERIOD PANTIES.

                 

I'm not getting a cut of the profits but I can tell you, I'd LOVE to get a few pairs of these awesome little unmentionables for my girls. NOT because they need to give their boyfriends a message (hell, I'd make them wear these ALL the time if they had boyfriends, under their chastity belts of course). No, I'd get these panties for one reason. Two words: BLACK CROTCH. That's all I'm going to say.

With names like Dawn of the Red, Evil Beaver and Shark Week, they are fashionable AND funny. So throw out those positive panties and get yourself some Period Panties.

Seriously, I didn't get paid for this, I just found these to be fun and pretty much the opposite of Positive Panties.

Oh and they come with temporary tattoos called Cramp Stamps! How fun is that?

11 comments:

  1. I think I just choked reading the names alone....Shark Week....I'm officially no more good! However, I would totally buy these for my own daughter! LOL! LOVE IT! Hope you are having a great weekend Snarky!

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    1. Glad they made you laugh, Shannon!! Having a great weekend. :D

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  2. Wow. I thought your post was funny, but the commercial? GOLD. And btw, WAY better than Positive panties. What. Ever. lol Keep writing Snarky!!! :)

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  3. I wonder if I should get these as a big tip off for my husband. He might appreciate the thought.

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    1. It would make a nice Valentine's Day gift for (him) you!

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  4. I think The Husband needs an earlier warning...possibly a headband?

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  5. Ha! I think I just found my Valentine's Day gift for my gal. She has a warped sense of humor so I should be safe.

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  6. I have to have a pair. These look awesome!!!

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