Me: I am a NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHOR for the book I Just Want to Pee Alone!! Sorry, just had to yell that. I'm an office administrator, scheduler, accountant, and chief pot and bottle washer for a small non-profit in my little town. Born in Philly, raised in Jersey, my heart will always be at the beach. I worked for too many years in the casino industry and needed to get out before it sucked the life out of me. I'm a runner, I'm a friend, I'm a mother, a sister, a wife, a daughter and a really snarkastic person. You can find me published in the anthologies I Just Want to Pee Alone, Parenting Gag Reel, Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee and It's Really 10 Months: Special Delivery. I also may or may not have a little crush on TV personality Mike Rowe.
|He made me carry him around like this all day. Pfft. Diva.|
Hubby - I've been married to him for 21 years. They say never meet your honey where you make your money but lucky for us, that didn't ring true. We met when we worked together in Atlantic City, our first date was on New Year's Day. We got engaged in Disney World on the Natchez Riverboat in Liberty Square and we're living our happily ever after.
18 - My oldest daughter. Self-proclaimed band geek. She's a trumpet player in The Pride of West Virginia marching band. She's beautiful, she's funny, she's smart, she's talented, and if she could only get out of bed in the morning and make her bus, there probably wouldn't even BE a Snarkfest blog. I couldn't be more proud of her if I tried.
|One of my favorite pictures of my girls. First time seeing each other since 18 went away to college. SO many tears!|
16 - My youngest daughter. Jock, sax player in the band, volleyball player, basketball player, track thrower, schmoozer extraordinaire. That kid is my Bill Clinton. She feels your pain. She's sympathetic, she's witty, she's caring, she has a million friends, she is well-liked and I love her more than wine and chocolate put together. She has done Locks of Love 4 times and continues to make me proud every day.
Dumbass - Our 15 year old orange kitty. Her name is her destiny. She's already gone through about 4 of her 9 lives. The dogs want to play with her, she just wants her food bowl kept full and her litter box kept empty. Her real name is Cinnamon but we never call her that because she's such a dumbass.