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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Liebster time.

I've been awarded the Liebster Award by the lovely and talented "It's Why You Like Me". I'm not going to tag anyone because I have already done it, but I will answer her 11 random questions about me. Because I love talking about me. So here are her questions and my answers. Ready:

My Eleven Questions for them
  1. Who is your favorite late night talk show host?  That's easy, Jon Stewart because he's funny, sexy and probably close to my height.
  2. What is your favorite color? Cheese.
  3. Name your favorite childhood cartoon character. Hands down, my all-time favorite was Snoopy. I still love him.
  4. What kind of vehicle do you drive? 2012 Chevy Equinox, I'm getting used to driving it but I HATE HATE HATE being married to the car payment. SUCKS getting hit from behind by a damned taxi and settling for next to pennies and losing my beloved Chevy Venture/Tank
  5. Who is your guilty pleasure music artist? The Sugar Hill Gang. I LOVE me some Apache. If loving them is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
  6. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Well, considering my kids read this, I'm going to say it was on my wedding night to my beloved husband. And then I'll try to sell you some beachfront property in Kansas.
  7. What is your favorite sport to play? Play? You want me to PLAY a sport? I run, does that count? Otherwise, I do enjoy bashing a good tennis ball around. Kickball was fun in elementary school too.
  8. What is your favorite current song? I'm still digging Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men. I know it's been out forever but it's so damned catchy! And Thrift Shop's got a catchy beat. Cups by Anna Kendrick is also cute. But see #5 for my all time fave.
  9. Name your #1 celebrity crush. Mike Rowe. I do love me some Mike Rowe.
  10. Be honest ... do you say "Because I'm your mother, that's why" EVER? Um, why do you ask? I may or may not have just said that recently.
  11. What 3 things would you take on a deserted island (excluding husband & children)? Mike Rowe, an endless supply of cake frosting and Jon Stewart. The mind just reels at how much fun we'd have.


  1. 11. Now, just to clarify, does "excluding husband and children" mean they are a given and are on the island with you? Or does it mean they are excluded from the scenario? Because that might change how much fun you will have with Mike Rowe and the frosting. Just a thought.

    1. Dyanne, the chances of me ever being on a deserted island are slim to none. So if I'm on a deserted island, I'm single, and have the frosting at the ready!! :)

  2. I like the way you think...when it comes to desert islands!


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