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#1 Hot New Releases in Parenting & Families Humor!!

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How exciting is this???? I'm so proud and excited to be a part of this book with these amazing, hysterical ladies. If you haven't already bought the book, please don't wait! You can see all of your options here at this link. The book is now available on Amazon in paperback or Kindle, on iTunes, and through Smashwords.com for Nook, Kobo or Sony Reader. You can read all the great reviews that the book has gotten here on Amazon's review page. Looks like it's a hit! What are you waiting for?

And please, once you've read the book, go back and leave us a review on that same page on Amazon.com!

Free kittens and alcoholic beverages!

Now that I have your attention....

So we are literally just a few days away from the release of the book, I Just Want to Pee Alone. The 36 contributors and I are all busy driving Jen of People I Want to Punch in the Throat absolutely batshit crazy with all our questions. I wouldn't be surprised if she just closed up shop and changed her address and ignored us for the rest of our lives. Or just punched us all in the throat. But she's been just awesome in this whole process and I thank her PROFUSELY!!! Maybe I'll even thank her by giving her my first born!!

Nah, I do love my 15 very much.

Anyway, my point (and I really DO have one) is, I am going to offer the book through Amazon here on the blog for those who want to order it directly from Amazon. It will also be available on the Nook, the Kindle and from iTunes too! However, if you'd like to order a book with a personalized message from me, you can order it directly FROM me using the PayPal thingy. The only thing is, I'm getting ready to order some to have them ready to personalize and mail out, but I have NO clue how many to order up front.

So now I leave this in your hands. I know that some people just want the book and I'm totally okay with that. I LOVE you for that. I wanna have your BABIES for that (no I really don't, but I want you to know how much I appreciate it). But I'm looking for a show of hands, or a ME ME ME for those of you who may want a personalized copy for themselves, their Grandmas and Aunt Hesters. (I really don't recommend giving this book to anyone's Grandmas or Aunt Hesters, there are some pretty serious F bombs being dropped, at least in MY chapter, anyway).

Keep in mind I WILL be doing giveaways to some lucky Snarkfest readers, and to bloggers if they want to do giveaways on their blogs as well. So stay tuned, keep an eye on this page because before you know it, I Just Want to Pee Alone will be ready for your reading pleasure!!

Some BIG news...

So now that the stress and anxiety of the contest is past us, I want to share with you some very very exciting news!!!  <--------Three exclamation points, this MUST be big! Why yes, yes it is. Within the next 2 months or so, I will be a PUBLISHED AUTHOR!! And as if that wasn't exciting enough, I'm going to be in an anthology along with about 30 or so other bloggers, and these aren't just any old run of the mill bloggers. These are chicks that I LOVE!! Bloggers that I've been addicted to for months and I can't begin to tell you how freaking psyched I am to be included among them!

This book will be available on Amazon.com (another reason you see the Amazon.com link on my page) as well as for download on the Kindle and Nook. I'm so stoked to know that my name will be on the back cover along with the names of so many other bloggers that I love, I'm fan-girling out over here!

So as we prepare to go forward with publishing the book, we've decided (the girls and I, you know, my co-collaborators!) to give you all a taste of who will be in the book to get you familiar with some blogs you may not yet be familiar with. To that end, I'd love it if you could go and read some of these absolutely hysterical blogs:

First up, a post from Life on Peanut Layne, the blog where I was lucky enough to share a guest post. Here, we read about the perfect date after you have a gaggle of kids.
What a Date Night Looks Like When You Have Five Kids

Next, if you'd all remain silence for just a minute, take a look at Kelley's Break Room where she describes her experience with: The Very Frisky Masseuse

Lastly (for today) check out RachRiot's trip to Vermont where we discover the cheese trail, learn about falcons and find out about her wife, Portia: Vermont is for Lesbians

As we draw closer to our publication date, we'll all be sharing more from one another so that you will all be just foaming at the mouth to buy this awesome collection of essays from some kick-ass chicks. Please start saving your pennies now and get ready to laugh your ass off.