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Welcome to my snarky corner of the web. Join me as I discuss everything from wine to chocolate. There may be a few other topics mixed in there too. I talk a bunch about my amazing offspring, 19 and 17. I sometimes go on and on about my secret crush on the amazing Mike Rowe. I talk about things that irritate me or things that make me happy. Sometimes I just talk to hear myself talk. Feedback is always appreciated but please make sure it's respectable. No nudity or profanity. I'm the only one allowed to be profane. But any and all snark is welcome and appreciated!

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

What's That, Snarky? A Giveaway??

That's right, Snarklings! I'm telling you right now that I have just finished a ridiculously funny book, and I'm giving away a FREE COPY of it. What book, you ask?? "You Have Lipstick On Your Teeth" which was edited by Leslie Marinelli (the Bearded Iris herself!) and contains absolutely hysterical essays from some of my all-time favorite bloggers. These bloggers are all bloggers who have been featured on the awesome site, In the Powder Room. One of these days I'm hoping to be invited to hang out with the cool chicks from the Powder Room but until then, I'll have to read  and admire them from afar.

But YOU get the chance to win a copy of their book "You Have Lipstick On Your Teeth" as well as a copy of our very own awesomely fantastic book "I Just Want to Pee Alone", which has now sold over 20,000 copies!!! I am so excited and proud of this book and I can't wait to share it with you.

Seriously, some of my favorite bloggers are here including Abby of Abby Has Issues who discusses how she would be okay with being a Consolation Prize Wife as opposed to a Trophy Wife.  Or how about Lady Estrogen, whose lady parts look like, um, a vegetable that one usually serves smothered in melted cheese!! MaNNaHaTTaMaMMa's Cautionary Tale about peri-menopause had me cracking up, not AT her but WITH her because it's happening to me AS I'M TYPING THIS.

I can't leave out my fellow Pee Book authors who are also featured in this book. There's Amy of Family is Funny, who talks about the ABC Club which is a club I'd definitely belong to. Because I'm definitely Anti-B.....sorry, you'll have to read this story to learn more. Allison of MotherhoodWTF cracked me up with her story of an oral dilemma. And my girl Frugalista Blog had me peeing in MY pants discussing peeing in her FRIEND'S pants. Yes, you read that right. There are so many fantastic bloggers in this book and I want YOU to have a copy. And a copy of MY book too! The contest runs until next Monday so Tweet daily and enter now! It's a Rafflecopter, so you know the deal. Go for it! And good luck!


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48 comments:

  1. I need new books to read! I have so many books on my bookshelves but I need new ones!

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    1. I'm the same way Shanda! So many books to read but I always need new reading material!

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  2. I have my last final of the semester tomorrow, so I will have a month to read anything I want until classes resume in January. Oh, bring it on, non-textbook reading!!!!!

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  4. I want to have great books to read when I deposit logs for my assterdam.

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  5. I LOVE TO SHARE THESE WITH FRIENDS!!! YES I'M SCREAMING!

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  6. Need a little humor right now!! My SAD is kicking in, weather sucks and I am soooo not ready for Christmas. Whassup Debbie Downer right?

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    1. Gotta get rid of the SAD, Heather! Good luck!!

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  7. I NEED these books! We pass them around and quote them at PTA meetings while drinking wine...instead of getting stuff done at school. :)

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    1. That's my kinda PTA meeting, Melanie!!!

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  8. I would love to read these books. I know they will be humorous!!

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  9. Would love some new hilarious reading material!

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    1. Then these are the books for you Katie! Good luck!

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  10. I am always looking for new books to read, and I have a friend who is due in January with her first baby ... I'd love to be able to share with her the joys of mother hood :)

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    1. Wish these books were out when I was still expecting! I'd have realized that motherhood is messy!

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  11. I am a mom of older kids and am 9 weeks away from having a new baby around again. I need a refresher course of whats coming and books like what to expect when your expecting and the toddler years aren't cutting it. I need a dose of reality. These books will be a big help. :-)

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    1. Definitely a big dose of reality in both these books, Anon!! Good luck with the new baby as well as the old babies!

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  12. I would love your books, because you crack me up, and because I need some coffee table books that aren't tool catalogs!

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    1. Thanks for those words Crystal! Good luck.

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  13. I have Musings of a Twenty-Something Mom and Confessions of a Scary Mommy. These would be perfect to round out my collection!.

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  14. I'd love a new book! My f-ed up life is driving me closer to the mental institution every day but I hear that they still let you read there...

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    1. Hoping you get some sanity back Sarah! Good luck!

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  15. Can I frame a copy of the book cover and put it on the door to my bathroom? Maybe someone will get the point.

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    1. I've learned that subtle hints like that don't work as well as a plunger to the forehead, Sciencemom!

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  16. I have loved following you on facebook and look forward to reading the books!! :) happy snarking!

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  17. I need new funny books :)

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  18. really need some naptime amusement!

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  19. I would love to read these books ~ could really use the laughs!!

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  20. I've been wanting both of these books! So fun!

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  21. I can always use new books to read! And I've had my eye on these two!

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  22. I really really want a paper copy of your book!!

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  23. I think you're flippin' hilarious and would love more reading material!! :)

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  24. A - you sing songs when your kids fail to get up. B - you and many other uber cool mommy blogs (of which are my inspiration) are in these books. C - I'm broke. I'm not cheap, which is why I'm broke and can't afford to buy books. Yucky grown-up stuff.

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  25. I commute on the train to and from work and I always need new reading material for the 1 1/2 hour commute!

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  26. I bought the book the day it went on sale and have already gone back and read it several times--the stories are HILARIOUS! Some very talented ladies in it!

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