Excuse me, I didn't order this....

Just when you thought you'd seen it all, someone else shows up and stoops even lower than you thought anyone could. One of my very favorite Snarklings, Jackie from Ohio, posted this story on my Facebook wall and asked for my opinion. Well I'll give you my opinion, Jack: YUCK!!!!!!

Folks, I don't eat at Subway. For those of you who love the joint, more power to you! I'm sure Jared is thrilled to hear it, but I've never met a Subway sandwich that I've actually enjoyed. Have I tried? You bet. More than once actually. But I'm from Jersey. We have the White House Sub Shop, which is truly second to none when it comes to subs, so pardon me if I seem spoiled, but to me, Subway is a sandwich shop, not really a 'sub shop' like we had back home. And if I didn't really care for Subway before, after reading this story and seeing these pictures, you can bet your sweet bippy I'll never eat there again.


I'm absolutely disgusted! I've always said that Subway subs don't have much flavor, but that's definitely NOT the flavor I was hoping for. That is just nasty, plain and simple. What in the WIDE world was this guy thinking?? First of all, the dumbass who belongs to the blurred out penis is an asshat for allowing his picture to be taken performing this sick act, and the douchecanoe who posted these pictures, well he/she's just twisted. There's just something not right about both of these nitwits. I'm not telling anyone to go and boycott this restaurant chain, I'm just saying after reading the article and seeing the pictures, you won't be seeing my snarky ass in a Subway anytime soon.

Sorry, Jared.