We all know the feelings behind a Hallmark card. Some make you laugh til you pee, some make you cry. Hell sometimes I'll stand in a card store for hours just laughing at the crazy funny cards they have.
I get coupons from Hallmark but lately I can't find any stores in which to use them. The closest card store to me is 30 mins away. So in the absence of real card stores, I decided to see what it would be like if I started writing free-lance for Hallmark. Think they'd be knocking down my door to hire me?
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| Appropriate for the holidays, no? |
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| Perfect 'Thank You' card for those holiday pot luck gatherings |
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| Come on, admit it. We ALL know someone who could use this bit of truth in a card. |
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| Again, painful truth that no one else will tell you. |
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| What the hell, one more tequila! |
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| I think this one speaks for itself. |
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So how about it, Hallmark? I've got a ton of great ideas floating around in my sick, twisted brain! Call me!
