Got a quickie over at The Epistolarians. Ya gotta ask yourself one questions: are ya feelin' lucky, punk? Well are ya? I am. Go have a look at my blog post there and tell me what YOU'RE feelin' lucky about!
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
They're always after me Lucky Charms!
Got a quickie over at The Epistolarians. Ya gotta ask yourself one questions: are ya feelin' lucky, punk? Well are ya? I am. Go have a look at my blog post there and tell me what YOU'RE feelin' lucky about!
Monday, March 11, 2013
Want to Win a FREE COPY of the Book??
Ok all you need to do is type your email address in, click the "Subscribe" button, then check your email for a link to verify that you want to subscribe. THAT'S IT!! Easy as pie!! If you are ALREADY subscribed by email, guess what! You're in!! The only other thing I ask is that everyone who either subscribes or is already subscribed leave me a comment under THIS blog post that says "Snarkfest, I love you, you're the best thing ever and I will bake you chocolate brownies for life!" Or something like that. You could also say "I'm subscribed, gimme my book". That's fine too. Either way, if you leave me a comment AND are a Snarkfest subscriber, YOU ARE ENTERED to win one of 3 signed copies of this awesome and thoroughly hilarious book, I Just Want to Pee Alone!
Don't wait! Subscribe and comment today! Or if you're subscribed, comment and tell me that! The 3 winners will be drawn one week from today on Monday, March 18. Good luck, my little Snarklings!
Sunday, March 10, 2013
Wanna see something cool?
How about this?
How exciting is this???? I'm so proud and excited to be a part of this book with these amazing, hysterical ladies. If you haven't already bought the book, please don't wait! You can see all of your options here at this link. The book is now available on Amazon in paperback or Kindle, on iTunes, and through Smashwords.com for Nook, Kobo or Sony Reader. You can read all the great reviews that the book has gotten here on Amazon's review page. Looks like it's a hit! What are you waiting for?
And please, once you've read the book, go back and leave us a review on that same page on Amazon.com!
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How exciting is this???? I'm so proud and excited to be a part of this book with these amazing, hysterical ladies. If you haven't already bought the book, please don't wait! You can see all of your options here at this link. The book is now available on Amazon in paperback or Kindle, on iTunes, and through Smashwords.com for Nook, Kobo or Sony Reader. You can read all the great reviews that the book has gotten here on Amazon's review page. Looks like it's a hit! What are you waiting for?
And please, once you've read the book, go back and leave us a review on that same page on Amazon.com!
Friday, March 8, 2013
Ready to pee yourself???
Attention all Snarklings, Snarkfesters and general fans of the Snark. The time is NOW, the book is READY!!!! You can now BUY THE PEE BOOK RIGHT NOW!!!!
See the links to pages across the top of my page??? See the one that says BUY THE PEE BOOK???? Go there now! Buy the book!!! Help me put 15 & 13 through college! If you buy the book using any of the links to Amazon on my blog page, I will make a small percentage from the sale of the book so please use my link to purchase if you're getting it through Amazon. I appreciate your business and I hope to God you love the book as much as I do!! I haven't found a story yet that hasn't made me smile, laugh, chuckle and there's even one that made me cry AND laugh at the same time!
If you buy the book, read it and absolutely LOVE IT, we would greatly appreciate it if you'd go back to Amazon and leave a review of the book. This is really very helpful with sales. If you didn't like it after you've read it, do me a favor. Tell ME, don't go and tell Amazon. That's not going to help put gas in my car to take 15 to school in the mornings when she misses the bus. (like today)
Check this out!! Since the book has been leaked onto Amazon, we've already hit the top 10 Amazon Hot New Releases!
How freaking cool is that? I'm fairly certain that you're sick and tired of reading this and can't wait to go and order the book and start reading, SO GO!!
And thank you from the bottom of my snark.
Check this out!! Since the book has been leaked onto Amazon, we've already hit the top 10 Amazon Hot New Releases!
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How freaking cool is that? I'm fairly certain that you're sick and tired of reading this and can't wait to go and order the book and start reading, SO GO!!
And thank you from the bottom of my snark.
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Pimpin' in a Blizzard
Yo, Snarklings! Here it is, the eve of the 'snowmageddenpocalypse' and I'm giving you some more of the awesome bitches that are included in the pages of I Just Want to Pee Alone with me. I'm telling you right now, you will NOT be disappointed in this book. I've read it. It is hilarious. I'm not just saying that because I'd love it if you'll use the link on my page to purchase it, I'm saying it because it's honestly some funny, funny shit.
First up, the Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Diva tells us about her first (and last) experience with Yoga (Namaste, bitches) with Clearly, At 38, I Am Still Too Immature for Yoga.
Sticking with the yoga theme, the next pimp I'm doing is for Mom of the Year, as she gives us Breaking Down Yoga Pants. (I'm starting to love this theme).
But let's switch gears because I've got a really funny pimpout in this next blog from Robyn at Hollow Tree Ventures. This one is Puberty Talk Fail and I dare you to read it with a straight face.
And the last one for tonight is Anna at My Life and Kids who tells us about 'My Giant Vasshole and 9 more things that have changes after giving birth' which just cracks me up.
PLEASE go and check out these blogs. I promise you, you will laugh. If you don't, please come back here and let me know. I will speak sharply to the authors.
Stay tuned, the book will be ready soon!!!
First up, the Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Diva tells us about her first (and last) experience with Yoga (Namaste, bitches) with Clearly, At 38, I Am Still Too Immature for Yoga.
Sticking with the yoga theme, the next pimp I'm doing is for Mom of the Year, as she gives us Breaking Down Yoga Pants. (I'm starting to love this theme).
But let's switch gears because I've got a really funny pimpout in this next blog from Robyn at Hollow Tree Ventures. This one is Puberty Talk Fail and I dare you to read it with a straight face.
And the last one for tonight is Anna at My Life and Kids who tells us about 'My Giant Vasshole and 9 more things that have changes after giving birth' which just cracks me up.
PLEASE go and check out these blogs. I promise you, you will laugh. If you don't, please come back here and let me know. I will speak sharply to the authors.
Stay tuned, the book will be ready soon!!!
Sunday, March 3, 2013
Big Pimpin'
Pimping out some more of my fellow collaborators for the new book so you'll have an idea just how funny these chicks are! First up, The Dose of Reality with Lisa and Ashley taking a page RIGHT out of my book with their discussion of the state of their households in For the Love Of God...Use the Back Door.
Next up is the hilarious Bad Parenting Moments, as she discusses the utter joy (NOT) of dining out with small children in Check, please!
One of my very good friends Tracy at Momaical just blows me away every time I read her blog and since I can't decide which of these two is the funniest, I'm going to let YOU, dear Snarklings, be the judge. First up is her new commercial, destined to win a Clio, Shut the Fucupcakes. And, IMO, equally as hilarious, is her description of her trip to the gynecologist with her two daughter in tow. Here is Gynecology Gone Wild!
Here is a gem from Jen at People I Want to Punch in the Throat. Her Valentine to her one true love......Tina Fey, in For My Secret Valentine. One of these days Jen will get to meet her secret girl crush and I hope I'm there to witness it!
Last pimpout of the evening is one from Random Handprints who is on a tirade about the number of bake sales at her kids' school. I leave you with Bake Sale Mania Makes Me a Maniac.
I hope you love these ladies and find them as funny as I do!!
Next up is the hilarious Bad Parenting Moments, as she discusses the utter joy (NOT) of dining out with small children in Check, please!
One of my very good friends Tracy at Momaical just blows me away every time I read her blog and since I can't decide which of these two is the funniest, I'm going to let YOU, dear Snarklings, be the judge. First up is her new commercial, destined to win a Clio, Shut the Fucupcakes. And, IMO, equally as hilarious, is her description of her trip to the gynecologist with her two daughter in tow. Here is Gynecology Gone Wild!
Here is a gem from Jen at People I Want to Punch in the Throat. Her Valentine to her one true love......Tina Fey, in For My Secret Valentine. One of these days Jen will get to meet her secret girl crush and I hope I'm there to witness it!
Last pimpout of the evening is one from Random Handprints who is on a tirade about the number of bake sales at her kids' school. I leave you with Bake Sale Mania Makes Me a Maniac.
I hope you love these ladies and find them as funny as I do!!
Friday, March 1, 2013
Free kittens and alcoholic beverages!
Now that I have your attention....
So we are literally just a few days away from the release of the book, I Just Want to Pee Alone. The 36 contributors and I are all busy driving Jen of People I Want to Punch in the Throat absolutely batshit crazy with all our questions. I wouldn't be surprised if she just closed up shop and changed her address and ignored us for the rest of our lives. Or just punched us all in the throat. But she's been just awesome in this whole process and I thank her PROFUSELY!!! Maybe I'll even thank her by giving her my first born!!
Nah, I do love my 15 very much.
Anyway, my point (and I really DO have one) is, I am going to offer the book through Amazon here on the blog for those who want to order it directly from Amazon. It will also be available on the Nook, the Kindle and from iTunes too! However, if you'd like to order a book with a personalized message from me, you can order it directly FROM me using the PayPal thingy. The only thing is, I'm getting ready to order some to have them ready to personalize and mail out, but I have NO clue how many to order up front.
So now I leave this in your hands. I know that some people just want the book and I'm totally okay with that. I LOVE you for that. I wanna have your BABIES for that (no I really don't, but I want you to know how much I appreciate it). But I'm looking for a show of hands, or a ME ME ME for those of you who may want a personalized copy for themselves, their Grandmas and Aunt Hesters. (I really don't recommend giving this book to anyone's Grandmas or Aunt Hesters, there are some pretty serious F bombs being dropped, at least in MY chapter, anyway).
Keep in mind I WILL be doing giveaways to some lucky Snarkfest readers, and to bloggers if they want to do giveaways on their blogs as well. So stay tuned, keep an eye on this page because before you know it, I Just Want to Pee Alone will be ready for your reading pleasure!!
So we are literally just a few days away from the release of the book, I Just Want to Pee Alone. The 36 contributors and I are all busy driving Jen of People I Want to Punch in the Throat absolutely batshit crazy with all our questions. I wouldn't be surprised if she just closed up shop and changed her address and ignored us for the rest of our lives. Or just punched us all in the throat. But she's been just awesome in this whole process and I thank her PROFUSELY!!! Maybe I'll even thank her by giving her my first born!!
Nah, I do love my 15 very much.
Anyway, my point (and I really DO have one) is, I am going to offer the book through Amazon here on the blog for those who want to order it directly from Amazon. It will also be available on the Nook, the Kindle and from iTunes too! However, if you'd like to order a book with a personalized message from me, you can order it directly FROM me using the PayPal thingy. The only thing is, I'm getting ready to order some to have them ready to personalize and mail out, but I have NO clue how many to order up front.
So now I leave this in your hands. I know that some people just want the book and I'm totally okay with that. I LOVE you for that. I wanna have your BABIES for that (no I really don't, but I want you to know how much I appreciate it). But I'm looking for a show of hands, or a ME ME ME for those of you who may want a personalized copy for themselves, their Grandmas and Aunt Hesters. (I really don't recommend giving this book to anyone's Grandmas or Aunt Hesters, there are some pretty serious F bombs being dropped, at least in MY chapter, anyway).
Keep in mind I WILL be doing giveaways to some lucky Snarkfest readers, and to bloggers if they want to do giveaways on their blogs as well. So stay tuned, keep an eye on this page because before you know it, I Just Want to Pee Alone will be ready for your reading pleasure!!
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