Welcome to Snarkfest

Welcome to my snarky corner of the web. Join me as I discuss everything from wine to chocolate. There may be a few other topics mixed in there too. I talk a bunch about my amazing offspring, 19 and 17. I sometimes go on and on about my secret crush on the amazing Mike Rowe. I talk about things that irritate me or things that make me happy. Sometimes I just talk to hear myself talk. Feedback is always appreciated but please make sure it's respectable. No nudity or profanity. I'm the only one allowed to be profane. But any and all snark is welcome and appreciated!

Monday, March 11, 2013

Want to Win a FREE COPY of the Book??

How about 3?? That's right, I'm giving away 3 signed copies of the new book I'm in called I Just Want to Pee Alone! Here are the details. You love the Snark, or you wouldn't be here in the first place, am I right? So how about receiving Snarkfest in your email whenever I post a blog? Now you folks know how freaking lazy I am, so you don't have to worry about Snark Overload in your inbox. You know I'm lucky if I post 3 times a week. So do you see that little box over there on the right that says Subscribe via Email? It looks like this:



Ok all you need to do is type your email address in, click the "Subscribe" button,  then check your email for a link to verify that you want to subscribe. THAT'S IT!! Easy as pie!! If you are ALREADY subscribed by email, guess what! You're in!! The only other thing I ask is that everyone who either subscribes or is already subscribed leave me a comment under THIS blog post that says "Snarkfest, I love you, you're the best thing ever and I will bake you chocolate brownies for life!" Or something like that. You could also say "I'm subscribed, gimme my book". That's fine too. Either way, if you leave me a comment AND are a Snarkfest subscriber, YOU ARE ENTERED to win one of 3 signed copies of this awesome and thoroughly hilarious book, I Just Want to Pee Alone!




Don't wait! Subscribe and comment today! Or if you're subscribed, comment and tell me that! The 3 winners will be drawn one week from today on Monday, March 18. Good luck, my little Snarklings!

28 comments:

  1. hmmmm..... I think I subscribe, but I did again. And I am commenting, so there! And I have already bought the book, but I could give it away on my blog also!!!

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  2. Would love a copy of the book! It would give me a chance to prove to my family that mommy blogs ARE funny. Since they won't even read mine. Losers.

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  3. Can't wait! Even if I don't win one, I will be buying it for sure!!

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  4. Snarkfest, I love you, you're the best thing ever and I will bake you chocolate brownies for life! Of Course, you probably don't want anything that I bake. :)

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  5. i subscribed (karilynaley at yahoo).... but if i don't win, can i still have your autograph???? :)

    kari meeker

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    1. Yes you can, this Friday night!!! I'll be signing the dollars that I put in to the Blackout Round for Pokeno!! :)

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    2. HAHA sounds awesome.. but now i just have to WIN!!! (or grab the money and RUN!)

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  6. Snarkfest, I'm baking brownies for you right now:) Subscribed and hopin' to win!

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  7. Subscribed! I would love to read this!

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  8. Since I already paid cold hard cash for my copy, if I will, I will give the signed copy to your stalker, Kelsey R. I will bake you SLUTTY brownies for life and bring the wine... Love, Teresa L

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  9. Been subscribed for a while 'cause I like having your snark delivered to my mail box!! Love ya, Teri!

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  10. I have been subscribed for a while now because you're the greatest. Yep. The best.

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  11. I am new to Snarkfest but love what I've read so far!!! So can I Now have my book??? Please....

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  12. Mission complete :)

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  13. I subscribed and a fan on Facebook - and would love a copy of the book :)

    Dee McHerron

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  14. I love snarkfest. I will supply you with a case of wine!
    Margaret D.

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  15. Just subscribed...too much fun.

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  16. I'm a fan on Facebook and just subscribed to the blog!

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  17. You do get to eat chocolate everyday because it is technically a vegetable, and you are required to eat your vegetables EVERYDAY!!!

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  18. I subscribed! And not only would I bake you brownies, I WILL bake you my "Slutty Brownies", so named because they're cheap & easy, lol! They're made using cookie dough, crumbled DOUBLE-STUFFED Oreos & Ghirradeli Brownie mix...the trifecta of naughty goodness! I NEED a copy of this book!!! Love your stuff!

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  19. I subscribed! And not only would I bake you brownies, I WILL bake you my "Slutty Brownies", so named because they're cheap & easy, lol! They're made using cookie dough, crumbled DOUBLE-STUFFED Oreos & Ghirradeli Brownie mix...the trifecta of naughty goodness! I NEED a copy of this book!!! Love your stuff!

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  20. You are hysterically funny and deserve to eat chocolate every day. Please send me my free copy.

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  21. Yay! Im subscribed! And I'll bake you brownies with fudge centers for life! I think you're so amazing!

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  22. Snarkfest, I love you, you're the best thing ever and I will bake you chocolate brownies for life! Although..my brownies suck, so life could be very short, very short indeed... :) I'm already subscribed...I need a regular dose of snark...

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