I'm someplace else today, come see me!

About a thousand years ago I wrote my very first blog post. It was awkward. But I wrote it and I'm so proud of it. Today, my friend Stacey over at Nurse Mommy Laughs is featuring the blog post that popped my proverbial cherry. Go have a look and leave me some feedback. Tell me I'm pretty and that you want to give my chocolate for being brave enough to write about taking my teenage daughters bathing suit shopping.

Here's a teaser......

Let me tell you about the weekend that I had the pleasure (read: abject HORROR) of trying bathing suits on with my daughters, who at the time were 14 & 12. It was Mother's Day weekend, and I had a 30% off coupon for Kohls. We were planning on a trip to Disney, and we all needed new bathing suits. After grabbing about $145,835 worth of regular clothing we moved on to bathing suits. They went first, and I grabbed a pile and when I walked into our dressing room, I stood with my mouth gaping wide open, staring at these two unbelievably gorgeous shapely, stunning girls and wondered if I had accidentally entered the wrong room.

Read the rest here.....

As we inch closer......

It won't be long before the new book, I Just Want to Pee Alone is released for public consumption! I want to remind you that the book will be available to purchase on Amazon.com when it's released and I will most likely announce that within 3 nanoseconds of getting the go ahead, so stay tuned. In the meantime, I want to say a hearty THANK YOU to whomever has placed a regular order using the Amazon.com link on my blog page here, because just using that link to buy ANYTHING on Amazon earns me a little commission. So if you are in the market for socks, a bowling ball, office supplies, bug killer,a tennis racket, bird seed, condoms, a waterproof mattress pad, a stuffed monkey or anything else you could POSSIBLY order from Amazon.com please us the link here on the old Snarkfest blog and help me put some pennies in 15 & 13's little college fund. That would be awesome!

Now I'm going to share a few more of the awesome bloggers that I've got the pleasure of collaborating with in I Just Want to Pee Alone.

Insane in the Mom-Brain shares with us the Chick Fil-A Bathroom Incident of '07. I have to admit, it's gross but she had me at REDRUM.

Amy of Amy's Real Life shares her story of being a juror on a murder trial in Juror Number Me. It's a 3 part blog that will have you on the edge of your seat.

Next up, Nurse Mommy Laughs pens a Christmas Sonnet to my Trash Man.  I only wish I was her neighbor to witness her chasing the trash truck.

And finally for today, I give you Kim at Let Me Start By Saying with this awesome piece, What Parents Say, What Parents Mean. I am FOREVER telling my girls, "Don't listen to what I say, listen to what I mean!!" And she gets it.

Go, read, enjoy and stay tuned for the new book which is due out very very soon!!!! And don't forget, for all your Amazon shopping needs, click that link please. 15 & 13's future depends on this. They're already practicing their very best "did you want fries with that?" speech.