To quote (sort of) Samuel L. Jackson:
"I want these MUTHERF**KIN' NUTS on a MUTHERF**KIN' PLATE!!"
Or the guy who auditioned for American Idol a few years back:
"Nuts on a plate
Nuts on a plate
Lookin' like a fool
Over nuts on a plate"
Seriously, tell me again why they didn't just take off and then kick HER entitled ass off the plane in mid-air?
Oh, that's illegal?