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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Look at me! Enabling YOU!

Don't you just HATE when someone wants to sell you something?? I don't know about you, but I don't have a whole lotta cash just lying around the house. My junk drawer is NOT overflowing with spare change. So I feel your pain when someone says "Hey wanna buy some .... (fill in your own blank here)".

But I will say this: If you DO have extra cash and you DO want to buy something, would you consider making your purchase using the links on my page? I'm not trying to SELL you anything, honest I'm not. What I AM asking is that if you DO plan on making a purchase, say, on Amazon.com, that you use the Amazon.com link on the old Snarkfest blog page.

Or how about this? If you're looking to book some travel, I've added the Booking.com link to my page. And if you're looking for a $20 funny tee-shirt, how about using the Busted Tees link? And for those of you who love M&M's you can get them personalized AND buy them from the link at the bottom of this blog post.

Why am I telling you all this? Because I need to make money. 2 band kids, both wanna go to Florida with the band over spring break. I've tried selling Dumbass on eBay but people demanded that if they buy her, I must pay THEM to take her off my hands. That's not happening.

Anybody wanna buy a cat? Drawer not included

So don't look at it like ME trying to SELL YOU something. Look at it as me providing the portal through which you, if you were so INCLINED to buy something, can make your purchase. I'm like the enabler. I'm here for you. Booking.com. Busted Tees. M&M's. Amazon.com. What more could you ask for? Go buy!!

In the immortal words of the old guys from the old Bartles and James commercials, "...and thank you for your support."

7 comments:

  1. I need a new hard drive for my laptop (I am using my daughter's computer for now). If I can find the one I want, I'll buy it through your Amazon link! It'll be a few weeks before I can buy one though. Sure this Fearless Leader gig is full of prestige and fame, but the pay sucks. :)

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    1. Don't I know it, Toby. Thank you in advance!!

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  2. I have a bridge over here in NYC I'd like to sell you....

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    1. Only if I can buy it using a link on my page.

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  3. I need to show my son your website...he'll buy whatever you want to sell him. :) Shared your Mamalode post--it was a great one!

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  4. Ah yes -- I seem to remember setting those links up a few years back - excited at thought of the millions that would come rolling in -- six years later and I'm hopefull that if I keep pushing then I only have another 10 years to go before I get my admin fee back.... I'm not sure I'm much of a salesman :-)

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