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Monday, January 20, 2014

Why I'm considering changing my last name

My last name is dangerously close to Bieber. Lately, that's a little too close for comfort. Let me be clear:

My last name = sane, nice. 
Bieber = lunatic punk assbag. 

Need proof?

Consider, if you will, the incident with Bieber's neighbor, where Bieber and his thugs egged the neighbor's house and shouted expletives. This, my friends, is a boy who needed to be spanked more as a child. It's not too late for his mother to give him a good hard slap on the ass, because he wears his damn pants so low his ass is right there, ripe for the smacking. He had issues with the same neighbor last year over either a loud party or him driving his loud car up and down the hood, depending on which rag you read. Either way, he's a damn punk, if you ask me, which you didn't. Any 'artist' who finds it funny to spit off the balcony onto adoring fans, in my humble opinion, deserves an ass-kicking.

Look, I don't know if this kid's got talent or not, because he's become too big for his own britches for me to care to listen to his 'music'. If "Baby" and "Girlfriend" are any indication of his 'talent', then I'm gonna go with NO. There are artists out there who are whackjobs (hello? Lada Gaga, Madonna I'm talking to you) but their music is undeniably good (ok, WAS good in Madonna's case), despite their antics, you enjoy listening to them. But in this kid's case, his dumbass behavior continues to tarnish any good he could possibly be doing for himself. So unless he quits the music biz and flies to Haiti to help the orphans, or gets a college degree, becomes a scientist and cures cancer, I'm going to continue to believe that he should've been told "NO" more when he was little. Spoiled brats become entitled adults.

When you surround yourself with people who kiss your ass and tell you that you can do no wrong, you start to believe it. Look at Michael Jackson. Look at Mike Tyson. That's why I don't travel with a posse. I don't want to get too big for my own britches. I don't want the tabloids following me around with cameras, just waiting for a chance to catch me spitting on fans. No, the thug life's just not for me. 


But the blog life, that's the life for me.

16 comments:

  1. Hey, it was your name first. I think he should have to change HIS name! ;)

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  2. This is awesome. Thank you for not spitting on the people who make you famous, I appreciate it. Your humbleness is a good example for all to follow. Being too big for your britches leads to leaving your ass bared, and frankly, a pat on the back is just a foot above a kick in the pants. Just say "NO" Moms.

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    1. I'm here for you, Jolie! Beside, I don't have a balcony to spit over.

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  3. Deport Biebel! I mean Bieber!

    Oh, hell, just deport everybody whose last name starts with "B".

    Change your name to "Lipschitz" or something, Teri! :)

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    1. You got the second part of that name right.You can keep the Lip Toby. :D

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  4. Couldn't agree more about him being a punk!

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  5. LOL this is too funny, Teri. Personally, I'm glad you found blogging and I'd sign up to be in your personal entourage any day! XO

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    1. COOL!! My first posse peep!!!!

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    2. Fearless Leader of the Snarkfest Posse?

      Or something.

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  6. Hopefully he will make good on his threat to retire. His music sucks.

    Lunatic punk assbag = HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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  7. Glad the Blog life found you! Welcome to the Club! I found you through my GF Kathy Radigan

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  8. I am going to guess you want to separate from JB even more after his DUI!!! Poor Snarky.
    :(

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  9. Oddly enough, JB frequents my place of business quite often. (The downside of trendy technology is all the celebuantes who have to have it, but don't know how to work it...) He is, without a doubt, as obnoxious as his music. Truthfully, I didn't know Canada made douche' bags so big.

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