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Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Excuse me, I didn't order this....

Just when you thought you'd seen it all, someone else shows up and stoops even lower than you thought anyone could. One of my very favorite Snarklings, Jackie from Ohio, posted this story on my Facebook wall and asked for my opinion. Well I'll give you my opinion, Jack: YUCK!!!!!!

Folks, I don't eat at Subway. For those of you who love the joint, more power to you! I'm sure Jared is thrilled to hear it, but I've never met a Subway sandwich that I've actually enjoyed. Have I tried? You bet. More than once actually. But I'm from Jersey. We have the White House Sub Shop, which is truly second to none when it comes to subs, so pardon me if I seem spoiled, but to me, Subway is a sandwich shop, not really a 'sub shop' like we had back home. And if I didn't really care for Subway before, after reading this story and seeing these pictures, you can bet your sweet bippy I'll never eat there again.

subway penis photo
Photos from Huffingtonpost.com



I'm absolutely disgusted! I've always said that Subway subs don't have much flavor, but that's definitely NOT the flavor I was hoping for. That is just nasty, plain and simple. What in the WIDE world was this guy thinking?? First of all, the dumbass who belongs to the blurred out penis is an asshat for allowing his picture to be taken performing this sick act, and the douchecanoe who posted these pictures, well he/she's just twisted. There's just something not right about both of these nitwits. I'm not telling anyone to go and boycott this restaurant chain, I'm just saying after reading the article and seeing the pictures, you won't be seeing my snarky ass in a Subway anytime soon.

Sorry, Jared.

13 comments:

  1. I just threw up a little in my mouth. While I'm sure this ISN'T indicative of the behavior of all Subway employees, the fact that it happened so close to home makes me a little nauseated. We don't do Subway often -- it may be even LESS often now... *gags*

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    1. And poor Jen ate there last week!!! Blech!!!

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  2. I pretty much avoid all fast food and buffet restaurants now. Given the taco shell licking scandal a bit ago, pictures of people spitting in food, watching kids stick their hands in buffet food bins...I can't stomach them! This story just cements my thought about them!!!

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    1. That's why I hate to see stories like this and the Taco Bell story. I cringe when my kids say "Can we drive through..." so and so restaurant. If they come out with a salacious Dairy Queen story, I'll be crushed.

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  3. Gross-o. We're not Subway fans either, mostly b/c I am not a lunchmeat fan, and I never been more grateful than right this minute! They just opened a place called "Jersey Mike's Subs" not far from me, I wonder if that compares to an actual Jersey sub place.

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    1. Sorry to burst your bubble Joy, but Jersey Mike's isn't much like a real Jersey sub or a hoagie for my Philly family and friends. NOTHING compares to those, but Jersey Mike's isn't too bad. At least there are decent flavors (hold the sexual organs).

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  4. gross. Someone told me once, if people knew everything that went on in fast food restaurants, we would never eat at any of them ever again.

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    1. Sometimes ignorance really IS bliss, Deb.

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  5. People are so damn gross!
    Thanks for being my Hooker again on the Hump Day Hook Up

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  6. Ew. I wish I had something more profound to say, but I don't. Just EW!! My mom lives near Cbus and likes Subway for its healthier choices ... I'll have to share this so she reconsiders. Ug.

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  7. There was a lot more investigation into this and that guy ended up admitting that picture was taken at home. Even if you don't eat at Subway there are people like this everywhere. It's really sad and pathetic.

    Angie

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