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Welcome to my snarky corner of the web. Join me as I discuss everything from wine to chocolate. There may be a few other topics mixed in there too. I talk a bunch about my amazing offspring, 19 and 17. I sometimes go on and on about my secret crush on the amazing Mike Rowe. I talk about things that irritate me or things that make me happy. Sometimes I just talk to hear myself talk. Feedback is always appreciated but please make sure it's respectable. No nudity or profanity. I'm the only one allowed to be profane. But any and all snark is welcome and appreciated!

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Want a good laugh? Got some free time? Read on...

In today's blog post, I'm going to share with you some of the funniest and most awesome people I don't know in person. How about that? I wish I knew them, and I do hope, one day, to meet a great many of them. But for now, I'll just have to admire them from afar. In no particular order:

Kim from The Fordeville Diaries. Kim's letter from her dog, Senor, threatening legal action cracked me up. Today, Kim shares with us how she shoves her 20 weeks-pregnant body into maternity spanks. Enjoy My Cirque du Soleil Audition

Tina from There Must Be A Third Option. My first look at Tina's blog got me hooked when I saw her tagline that says: ...because I can't find any gypsies to buy my kids, and I'm too tired to run away from home. I used to say ALL THE TIME that I was going to sell my kids to the gypsies. Tina's son Red has a penchant for not wearing pants. And fire trucks. And giraffes. He's quite the little charmer. Please read Nonsensical Sense and Illogical Logic: Why it is Tough Raising Redheads

Tracy from Momaical. Tracy cracks me up. A lot. She started our newest venture, The Epistolarians and is just a full of awesome ideas and is simply hilarious. One of my favorite posts of Tracy's is Shut the Fucupcakes. And her post about her trip to the gyno with her darling children in tow is just too funny not to share. So funny, in fact, that it's featured in No Laughing Allowed, the new blog collection put out by A Life Well Blogged.

Joy from Evil Joy Speaks. Joy and I have become fast friends. She's got 4 kids, a husband, and 2 pups. She lives in the Arctic Circle known as Wisconsin and has really taken to snowboarding. She posts about her life and her kids and her hubby and she never disappoints.

Michelle from You're My Favorite Today. Michelle has an obsession fascination really likes Scott Baio and was so excited when he favorited one of her tweets she nearly peed exploded lost her mind. She and I have similar tastes in men (I loved Chachi more than Joanie did, just sayin') as you can see from her post on George Clooney. She never fails to make me laugh.

Nicole at Ninja Mom Blog. Nicole opens her blog every month for the Character Assassination Carousel, and if you remember my blog post We're Going On A Bear Hunt, you'll remember that it was featured on Nicole's blog. She's generous, warm and freaking hysterical. Nicole was recently featured in the In-faux-mercial, Wine-Not? One of my faves, for sure.

Paige at Paige Kellerman. Paige recently had a baby, Doc Holiday to add to her posse, Butch and Sundance. She is pee-myself funny and I love seeing a new post from her in my inbox. Her breakup letter to Oreos is heart-wrenchingly hysterical.

Jen at People I Want To Punch In The Throat. Jen is sarcastic, snarky and funny as shit. Her Valentine to Tina Fey is side-splittingly funny. Her review of Magic Mike was spot on. And her post on ultrasound parties just cracked me up.

There are a megafuck ton of great bloggers out there. These are just a handful. To see more (Jesus how much time to you HAVE anyway??) go check out My Favorite Blogs page.

Stay snarky, my friends.

20 comments:

  1. Thanks for including me with such fabulous company!

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    1. Thanks for always making me laugh, Kim!

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  2. Great company to be included in, my sister! Thanks (as always)!! You're my favorite pimp today (don't tell my husband)!!

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    1. It'll be our little secret. It's not like anybody reads this stuff. ;)

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  3. Ugh. I AM at work, and I knew I shouldn't have come over here! I couldn't help myself when I saw your FB teaser. Thanks for all the great links in once place. I blame you for me not meeting my deadline. Thanks. :)

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    1. I take full responsibility, Momplex. Have your boss call me, I'll write you a note and sign it "Epstein's Mother".

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  4. You've got some great reads listed there. Some I know and some new ones too. Here's what I'd like to know, though, why don't you have The Epistolarians listed on your "My Favorite Blogs" page?

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    1. Oh geez Karen, probably because I'm a dumbass!!! Going to rectify that situation right now!! Thanks for the reminder. I was so busy with individual blogs I forgot about the group one!

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  5. Thanks for including me on this list! :) Some of my favs are on here and I can't wait to read the others. I bet they are gonna be good!

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    1. Your posts always make me smile Tina!!

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  6. What have I been missing? All those years of watching boring TV when I should have been into blogging. I'll be sure to check out some of the above, and I'll make sure I've got a large glass of wine while I'm at it. Thanks for the head up :)

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    1. My pleasure, and I'm going to check out your page now.

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  7. Thank you soooo much Teri! You're the best! And I'm so glad we're friends that haven't yet met - I believe someday we will! And will run a half. In Disney. With rainbows and unicorns that poop sunshine. Hugs and schmooooochies!

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    1. LOL I'm on it, Joy! Definitely a blogger half marathon weekend!

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  8. Aw, Teri! Love you so much! Thank you for the kind words! And, I'm always up for a funny read - thanks for cool suggestions! xoxox

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    1. My pleasure Tracy! You never fail to make me laugh and I wanted to share you!

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  9. I love seeing funny, talented bloggers. I write for a couple TV blogs, but my love of writing remains in the sarcastic, realism that is life. 2 kids, 3 step kids, an ex-husband who's still my friend, and a significant other that is older and sometimes I think he's developing demensia (shh... don't tell him.)
    The thing about this post that made me giggle the most is the 'selling to the gypsy' thing. I have been telling my now 7 year old daughter, for years "I swear child if you don't start listening I'm going to sell you to the gyspsies". In fact it went so far, as to have my best friend (her godfather), start jingling his car keys and say "You hear that sound? That's their coin chains jangling as they make their way to you."
    Oh, the many ways we could compete for 'Mom of the Year Award", but thank you for this superbly snarky blog, and for highlighting so many other awesome blogs.

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    1. Thank you so much for those awesome words! Going to check out your blog now. And I'm cracking up about the gypsies, as that is something I always used to say to my kids.

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