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Wednesday, December 21, 2016

If I wrote cards for Hallmark...

We all know the feelings behind a Hallmark card. Some make you laugh til you pee, some make you cry. Hell sometimes I'll stand in a card store for hours just laughing at the crazy funny cards they have.

I get coupons from Hallmark but lately I can't find any stores in which to use them. The closest card store to me is 30 mins away. So in the absence of real card stores, I decided to see what it would be like if I started writing free-lance for Hallmark. Think they'd be knocking down my door to hire me?

Appropriate for the holidays,  no?



Perfect 'Thank You' card for those holiday pot luck gatherings

Come on, admit it. We ALL know someone who could use this bit of truth in a card.
Again, painful truth that no one else will tell you.
What the hell, one more tequila!
I think this one speaks for itself.
So how about it, Hallmark? I've got a ton of great ideas floating around in my sick, twisted brain! Call me!

5 comments:

  1. Funny. Target sells "inappropriate" cards pitch your cards to them...

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  2. Funny. Target sells "inappropriate" cards pitch your cards to them...

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  3. I love them, there should also be one that says we couldn't think of another lame ass excuse "holiday"1, to make you drop a ton of money, so make up your own. Or you've been married how many times? Are you trying to beat Liz Taylor? Lol

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