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Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Why don't I live on the moon?

My 16 year old wanted me to take a "How much smarter at science are you than a 4th grader" test on the Buzz Feeds. I took the test and apparently, my 4th grade science teacher was awfully generous with my grade. I came across this question and thought,  "this is a trick question". So I answered it. And I was wrong. But this begs the question: WHY DON'T I LIVE ON THE MOON??


  1. The science-y answer is that your muscles and bones will deteriorate rapidly in a low-gravity environment.
    The real answer is that you don't live on the moon because there's no good shopping there.

    1. I knew there was a good reason. Thanks for the reminder, Chris!! (and for the scienc-y explanation too!)

  2. Are any of us smarter than a 4th grader? Probably not. LOL!

  3. Hello Houston? Beam me up! LOL


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