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Friday, May 22, 2015

I wanna be YOUR brand ambassador, you chocolate makers!

Hey Godiva! Listen up because I'm only going to say this about 337,234 times: I LOVE YOUR PRODUCT! Seriously, I don't just 'enjoy a bite' every now and again. I want to immerse myself in your deluxe chocolately goodness. I wanna surround myself with your golden ballotins and swim in your velvety caramels. Seriously, I love your stuff. If you're not listening, let me try Hershey's.



Hey, Hershey's! Did you hear me? I LOVE CHOCOLATE and I'm not afraid to beg for it. I'm looking for brands to promote and you won't go wrong by offering me tons and tons of free product. I promise! There are literally tens of readers of mine who would enjoy seeing me covered in your Special Dark wrappers, or diving into a pool of your Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. Come on, don't make me beg! I'll kiss you for Kisses.

Hey, Cadbury! I've loved your eggs since birth. As a teenager I got through every monthly cycle with the assistance of Pamprin and your Dairy Milk Chocolate bars. Seriously, without that creamy brown goodness, many deaths would've occurred. So how about it? Offer me the chance to be your brand ambassador and you won't be sorry.

I'm looking at you, Ghiardelli. Don't think I'm not above begging you folks for samples of your yummy square brown goodness. Because I'm not. So seriously, call me!

Sure, I'll break out in pre-menopausal acne, possibly gain 79 pounds and have to buy a whole new wardrobe, but then I can ask Lane Bryant to be THEIR brand ambassador. Totally a win-win!!




14 comments:

  1. I'll happily be your partner in this enterprise! It'll be a sacrifice but I'm willing to take one for the team ;)

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    1. I love your spirit and willingness to take one for the team. You're my right hand (wo)man!!!

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  2. Ooh, ooh, ooh!! ME, ME, ME TOO! Is there strength in numbers?? I'll bath in chocolate for, well, more chocolate!!

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  3. I want to marry chocolate.

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  4. (In my best Homer Simpson imitation) -- Mmmm.... chocolate :-)

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    1. Shoot. It didn't include my drool drool drool. Probably because I was using the comparison symbols (greater/less than).

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  5. Let's hear it for chocolate.....standing ovation commencing now👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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  6. Girl, I am right there with you! The only companies that ever ask me to run an ad on my blog for them are the ones that sell Depends or UTI medication. For real. SEND ME SOME CHOCOLATE!!!

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    1. Same, Marcia. I'm the poster child for incontinence posts!! I want chocolate!

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  7. If you are a brand ambassador, does this mean you will be giving away chocolate?
    Because if this is the case, I am all for this.

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  8. LOL!!! Nothing like shameless self promotion. Love me!!!!! MEEEEEEE!!!!!

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  9. Hi..............
    Thanks for sharing nice blog post Brand Ambassadors.

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