If you add these up, I believe I may just be richer than Oprah AND Bill Gates combined! Those Euro-Million Lottery winners are SO generous! They don't even KNOW me and are willing to donate millions to me. They must REALLY like snark! And not one but TWO emails from the African Development & Mo (whoever Mo is) asking me to let them know if I'm alive or not. How can I let them know I'm alive if I'm NOT alive? Who cares?? They want to give me MONEY!!!!
And don't be sad over the death of the late Gianni Agnelli, he lived a good, long, fake life and although I never met him, he really must've loved my blog about dressing up your dogs because he left me $60,5000000.00 dollars. Generous old geezer.
If anyone needs me, I'll be over at the country club. Buying it. And talking to my real estate agent on the phone to buy some beachfront property in Kansas. I hear the beaches there are lovely this time of year.
SHUT UP!! Me too!! Meet me in Fiji??? I'll have the tropical drinks flowing.... :)
ReplyDeleteI'll be there! I have to register my ATM card so I can receive my $2.5 Million Euro. Save me a beach chair and a cabana boy named Pablo!!
DeleteWTF? All I ever win is more viagra...which, last time I checked my equipment, probably won't work well on me...
ReplyDeleteMindy, I've got so much money rolling in, I'll be happy to buy that viagra from you. :)
DeleteLMFAO! I have done a couple of posts on some of the Spam I get in my email. Besides becoming extremely wealthy by sending $1000 to some dude in Nigeria, I have solved all my medicinal needs through a Legit Canadian Pharmacy! If I ever get erectile dysfunction, there's a remedy just waiting for me! After curing my E D,if I wanna hook up, "Adriana" lets me know that she's ready several times a day!
ReplyDeleteGreat post!
Now I know where to forward all of my ED spam! Let me know if there is a day when you DON'T get an email from Adriana and I'll send you all of mine!
DeleteI hope you won't forget us poor folk now that you are filthy rich!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, Ella, I won't forget the little people. ;)
DeleteI just get Russian porn. No cash. Dammit.
ReplyDeleteSorry Dyanne. I'm waiting to see if Svetlana will give me a Russian bride AND an ATM card!
DeleteI never get the luck. My hubby plays lotto 3 times a week for years and not a damn thing. Well maybe $3.00 . But then he just rolled it back into the lottery. Easy come easy go. If you want to donate any my way I'd be happy to relieve you from having to much moola.
ReplyDeleteHappy spending and remember sharing is caring!
Cindy~cruisingmomma
If I actually had the cash in hand, Cindy, I'd be all over donating. Alas, it's all been paid in junk mail.
DeleteI get so much spam.. spam phone calls.. spam comments on my blog.. spam everywhere. Someone out there though my fall for this spam otherwise it wouldn't keep happening.
ReplyDeleteAngie
That's the sad part, Angie!
DeleteWe're all having a good laugh at this, but it's just amazing how many people have fallen for this kind of stuff and sent their hard earned cash to some of these people in order to claim prizes etc... so many people have been conned. Sometimes, I just don't understand how people can't see the fact that if you have never entered any competition, how you can win a prize. Beats me, mate.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the rest of your weekend.
I hate that some people are naive enough to fall for it. I hate to see people taken advantage of!
Delete"Please indicate you are alive or not" so they know where to allocate your funds! Hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteI figured my silence was answer enough.
DeleteI remember getting spam emails that I won something like a lottery but I never joined an online gaming. It has been a long time that I bought a lottery ticket so I am doubtful that I have won something. But now I just delete and put all my spam emails to the trash so I never missed reading it. Thanks for the delightful post.
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