Things that make me shake my head.....

I can always count on Huffington Post's 'Weird News' page to make me say "Say what???" and this morning is no different. For those who invite potty humor to the dinner table, I give you the Magic Restroom Cafe. I shit you not (sorry, bad pun) this is a real restaurant in L.A. that has toilets for seats, toilet bowls for dishes and some really gross-out names for its signature dishes. My personal least favorite is the "Bloody Number Two".

Another story that made me pretty furious was the AOL story about the woman who was walking with her boyfriend near the Ala Wai Boat Harbor in Waikiki, HI when she heard the sounds of dogs (a LOT of dogs) barking from a car. She called 911 and opened an unlocked door to a Honda Fit (trust me, Matchbox cars look like Hummers compared to these little cars). Inside the Fit were 21 dogs. Let that sink in for a second. Picture a Matchbox car, now picture 21 dogs inside, now imagine all this in the Hawaiian tropical heat. Some of the Pomeranian-Poodle mixed dogs were crammed into crates and some were running around the car free. The story is that the owner of the Fit was the mother of the breeder of the dogs, and the mother took the dogs without permission. BOTH of these folks should be slapped upside the head with a bat. Absolutely disgusting.

If this doesn't make you say "What the what???" I don't know what will. Wine for Cats. That's right, I said Wine.........for your cat. I've got some bad news for my Dumbass. Momma doesn't share her wine. It's bad enough sometime she gets her disgusting cat hair IN my wine. Now from Japan, there's wine for your cat. I. Don't. Think. So.

Back off, kitty, that's MY Cabernet!!!
Photo courtesy: 123RF.com

And to finish up your Wednesday morning, this one made me smile. It's one for my friend Toby's site, Dumbass News.  He's always got great stories of really smart people, like this Einstein, who called the cops because he got stiffed on a drug deal. Seriously. Apparently he was selling prescription drugs for $1.25 each, not realizing that this was, in fact, illegal to sell prescription drugs, and when the buyer stiffed him, he called the police to report it. When they didn't show up right away, he called them three more times to see what was taking them so long. Apparently he was in a hurry to get locked in the pokey. I love stupid people.

Tuesday Tirade: Octomom Welfare Fraud

This just burns my bacon. And you know how I love me some bacon. Turns out 'Octomom' Nadya Suleman is being investigated for welfare fraud, according to HuffPost. Just when I thought I could rest comfortably without hearing her name ever mentioned again, BOOM, here she is again in the media spotlight. What an ass. Turns out that while accepting welfare and other public assistance, she made over $200K last year between stripping and porn. What a great example she's setting for those impressionable 14 kids of hers!! If you can't earn enough by being a sex object, by all means, rely on the system to pay your bills for you! It makes perfect sense.

This makes me sick. I have absolutely NO problem with people who go on welfare to get by temporarily because they have no other means. But for this jackass to have the AUDACITY to seek public assistance because SHE got HERSELF into a mess by having a freaking battalion of children and not knowing just how to take care of them without all that stress, which then caused her to check into a treatment facility for [an addiction to Xanax, (which her reps deny)] anxiety, exhaustion and stress, GAH I could just slap her. I'm sorry, I have NO sympathy for her. SHE made this mess, she made her bed and it should NOT be the rest of us who have to clean up after her. If you can't afford to have 8 babies at one time, here's a thought, you SHOULD NOT HAVE 8 babies at one time. That's common sense. Instead of giving this asshat public assistance, perhaps we should all take up a collection and buy her some common sense. OR maybe she needs to be smacked upside the head with a clue-by-four.