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Showing posts with label Parenting Gag Reel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Parenting Gag Reel. Show all posts

Friday, July 18, 2014

New friends, new faces, new prizes to win!!!

Now's your chance to make some new friends, meet some new folks and win some awesome prizes! Yours truly has teamed up with some amazing peeps to bring you an awesome contest where you can win some really cool stuff!

Colleen from WV Damsels Independant Damsel Pro is giving away a Sock it To Me Striking Tool

Photo courtesy: Damsel Independant Pro


Hot Headz is giving away 4 headbands

Photo courtesy: Hot Headz FB page

Inge from Cottage of Herbs is giving away a 3-pack of herbs dip mix

Photo courtesy: Cottage of Herbs FB page




Teri from Teri's "Cake Creations" is giving away 6 cake pops

Photo courtesy: Teri's "Cake Creations" FB page


And I'm giving away a $25 Amazon Gift Card and a signed copy of Parenting Gag Reel!


*Prizes show in pictures above may not be actual prizes awarded


Here's how you can win:

Like the Facebook pages of all of the vendors for an entry, Tweet about the giveaway every day for an entry, and if there is a blog, leave a comment! How much simpler could it be? And what are you waiting for??


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Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Mother's Day is coming soon!!!

Happy May 1st, Snarklings!  And what a beautiful May Day it is here in the Eastern Panhandle of West (by God) Virginia. Sunny, warm(ish), birds are singing outside my window, it's awesome! Just 11 more shopping days left until Mother's Day. In a bind? Not sure what to get for Mom for her special day? How about a copy of I Just Want to Pee Alone? What Mom wouldn't want this hilarious book for Mother's Day? Or for something different, how about a copy of Parenting Gag Reel? I'm in that book as well, in Chapter 9! Yep, I'm in 2 different books this year!

You can purchase both books on Amazon.com OR you can purchase them right here on the old Snarkfest Blog. Just click here to take you to the page where my books are available to buy. I'm also offering a special for Mother's Day! (go ahead, get excited, I'll wait). You can order BOTH books from me, personalized, using PayPal and only pay $25. That includes shipping! Wow. Such a deal!

For both the books personalized and mailed to you, click the link to PayPal below.



What do you say? Mother's Day is coming up and all Mothers could use a good laugh. These books are FULL of fun and laughter. Go make your Mother happy.


Monday, April 22, 2013

CONTEST! ONE MORE DAY TO ENTER! WHY AM I SHOUTING?

I'm shouting because there's only ONE MORE DAY to enter the contest to win one of 4 e-copies of Parenting Gag Reel!! What are you waiting for!?!? Enter now!


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Tuesday, April 16, 2013

What's that Snarkfest? Another giveaway??

That's right Snarklings! Another giveaway! This time, I'm giving away 4 copies of the 4th book in the Life Well Blogged series, this one is Parenting Gag Reel! Good old Rafflecopter! Just follow the directions on the Rafflecopter widget-thingy (technical term) and you're entered to win!! The contest actually starts at midnight 4/17, so make sure you come back and enter! You can tweet about it everyday for additional entries too.


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Monday, April 8, 2013

WINNER WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have a winner!!! The winner of the signed copy of I Just Want to Pee Alone, a copy of Amber Dusick's Parenting Illustrated with Crappy Pictures and an e-copy of Parenting Gag Reel is......

Avie H!! You are the winner!!! Please email me with your full name and mailing address, as well as your Amazon.com user name so that I can get your prizes to you!!



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Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Parenting Gag Reel available NOW!

The new e-books are here! I'm SOMEBODY!!!!

Anyone else remember that line? 80's movie? Steve Martin?

I digress. Today is the release date for the 4th book in the Life Well Blogged series, Parenting Gag Reel and it's available on e-book from Amazon.com, right here and now!! (anyone recognize THAT line from a Stephen King book? It's one of my favorites!)

Purchase the book here!
I will be giving away 5 copies of this book via e-book either on Kindle or Nook once I've gotten all the details, so stay tuned. If you don't want to wait, you can go ahead and purchase the book using this link, and while you're there, feel free to also purchase I Just Want to Pee Alone, if you are so inclined! Remember, a portion of the proceeds from Parenting Gag Reel will go to benefit Autism Speaks!

And don't forget I'm also GIVING away a copy of I Just Want to Pee Alone, a copy of Amber Dusick's Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures, and an e-copy of Parenting Gag Reel!! You can enter the Rafflecopter contest at this link!

Have a Snarkalicious day, my friends!!


Sunday, March 31, 2013

Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures: A Review

Since I received such good feedback on my first book report, I'm doing another one! How about that? This time, I'm reviewing Amber Dusick's hot new book, Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures and let me tell you, this book is not just funny. Not just amusing. This book is hilarious!
Now, I'm not going to lie to you. I just switched over from only DVD's on Netflix to also being able to stream movies/TV shows, so for me to take a break from watching the first full season of Bones, this book HAS to be awesome!!

Let's get one thing clear: I love the Crappy Family. Crappy Papa is awesome. (Except, of course, when he's sick, then he really IS Crappy Papa). One of my all-time favorite parts of this book was when the Crappy family went on a Crappy vacation and Crappy Boy had to pee and poop. The image of Crappy Papa holding Crappy Boy, barefoot, in the rain, in an alfalfa field while Crappy Boy became a pee and poop fountain had my sides hurting.

Dusick takes on all aspects of Crappy Parenting, from nursing to protecting your Crappy children from germs, from sickness to sleeping (or not), from the bad stuff to the good stuff, she covers it all in this book and I promise you, you will not regret buying and reading it. Have I ever lied to you before? Trust me, this shit's funny, and you need to buy it.

Know what else is funny? I Just Want to Pee Alone. THAT is also funny and well worth your time. So head on over to Amazon.com and check them both out. Buy them both or enter for a chance to WIN both of these fine and funny books along with a free download of the upcoming book, Parenting Gag Reel, scheduled for release on April 2. Check out my contest for more details on this giveaway!

Thursday, March 28, 2013

I'm practically GIVING it away!!

Now's your chance to win not one, not two, but three awesome prizes!! Not only am I giving away ANOTHER signed copy of the hilarious new book, I Just Want to Pee Alone, but I'm ALSO giving away a copy of Amber Dusick's hysterical new book Parenting. Illustrated with Crappy Pictures. But wait, that's not all. You can ALSO win a download (for Kindle or Nook) of the new book Parenting Gag Reel which is coming out April 2. It's the 4th in the Life Well Blogged series.

That's one contest with 3 awesome prizes!!




This is my first giveaway ever using Rafflecopter, so shout out to the cool folks over there at Rafflecopter for their cool (and free) widget! Tell your friends, tell your mom, tell your Aunt Tillie! And you can enter each day by commenting and tweeting, just follow the directions on the Rafflecopter widget for your chance daily. The contest is open until April 8 at 12:00 a.m. so keep those comments and entries coming. I will draw 1 winner for all three prizes! Good luck, Snarklings!


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