How exciting is my life?
jenn is bootiful
15 just wrote that. She's looking over my shoulder as I'm trying to pull some thoughts out of my ass, and when I leaned back in my chair, she decided that you would be interested in finding out more about her. So there you have it. She's got no grasp of the English language, and can't spell. How proud am I?
So I had a very exciting Saturday. Let me start from the beginning. When I came downstairs to let the dogs out at 8:00, I heard a very distinctive sound. A very muffled "meow". After checking the basement and garage with no luck, I knew there could only be one other possibility. The cat had, once again, gotten into the fridge last night when the kids weren't paying attention, and she was stuck in there all night. I swear to God, I cannot make this shit up. This is the third time she's done this. I'm totally unaware of what her attraction is to the refrigerator, but she tries to get in there every time she sees the door open. Someone asked me about the temperature in the house compared to the fridge, maybe it's too hot in here and since she can't take off all her clothes, she needs to cool off. So I went back into the fridge to get the thermometer out and see exactly what the temperature was in that little box. Guess who jumped back in when I had the door open to get the thermometer. Sometimes I wonder if she wasn't dropped on her head as a kitten.
Anyway, after that little bright spot of my morning, I hit the gym with the Nazi and did an hour and 10 minutes of pool jogging. Once that was over, I rode the stationary bike before taking 15 to her first trumpet lesson. She's great at playing trumpet but has decided she wants to try out for the W.V. All State Band, and her band instructor has let her know that most kids who make the All State Band take lessons. So now she's taking lessons. Once we got home I mowed the grass and had the kids rake up all the leaves. Jealous yet? Go on, you can admit it. I won't tell.
Then it was time for a shower. I dried my hair, put on a cute sweater and some make up and the Nazi and I went to the local wine shop for a wine tasting. We were there for 20 minutes. That, my friends, was worth putting on make up. And can you guess what I made for 15, 13 and I for supper? If you guessed chocolate chip pancakes, you'd be right! Wow, you're really good at this.
After dinner, 13 went to a sleepover, 15 did her homework and I went to watch a movie with the Nazi and her hubby. Now I'm looking forward to setting the clocks back an hour to live one more exciting hour in this exciting day!!
And how did YOU spend your Saturday?
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Hmmm .. though nothing quite as interesting as the cat in the fridge event, I did awake at 7'ish when the Hubs got home so we could let the dogs out. They are very particular in the mornings and won't go out unless I take them. Me. Personally. No one else. They won't budge a muscle. Then I fell back asleep until about 9. Peanut was picked up by my mama around 10 for a sleepover. Jelly and I went to town to get his bothersome wrist checked out at the med clinic, picked up some lunch together at Applebee's and then I let him drive home while I slammed on my imaginary brake the whole time. Then I sat on the computer until I woke up the Hubs around 6. We went to see a movie and have been on the computers since we got home a couple of hours ago. Big Fun :)
ReplyDeleteSounds like a relaxing day! What movie did you see?
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Well, let's see; I did laundry, cleaned up the kitchen and dishes after hubby cooked dinner, then watched the Boston Celtics basketball game. Not too exciting. Well, actually the game was!
ReplyDeleteHubby cooking dinner is always a good thing!!
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Celebrated my daughter's 16th birthday today.
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Happy Birthday to her!!
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You are a much better person than I am....my lazy ass hasn't seen a gym in years! I spent my entire saturday catering to my whiney little hellions because it was raining outside! I guess the gym sounds pretty good right now :)
ReplyDeleteOh by all means, go see what they look like now!! There are practically NO whiney little hellions there!
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We took the recycling in, then we took V out for her birthday lunch (at Chick-fil-a because they're closed Sundays), and probably played some games and read some stories. It's a bit of a blur for some reason...
ReplyDeleteSounds like a crazy day! Remember the days B.C.? Before children? Bet you said to hell with the recycling back in those days.
DeleteOMG! The cat is hysterical. You'd think she'd learn - you did say THREE times? And I'm behind on my reading, she may have gone for a fourth... And how does she sneak in without being noticed? I don't want to know.. LOL!
ReplyDeleteShe HAS done it three times, and on my Snarkfest Facebook wall, I've got videos of her jumping into the fridge two days in row this week. My kids don't pay attention when they open the fridge door, so she just jumps in and no one knows. Until the fridge starts "meowing".
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