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Tuesday, December 16, 2014

So you're saying it's illegal to throw someone from a plane?

Holy crap this story cracked me up. What a spoiled bitch! First it was just that she threw a fit because her macadamia nuts weren't served to her on a plate. THEN she reportedly made the flight attendant bow before her and then she made the flight crew turn the plane back to the terminal so they could kick that 'nut-in-a-bag-serving flight attendant' off the plane. What the holy freaking HELL???

To quote (sort of) Samuel L. Jackson:

"I want these MUTHERF**KIN' NUTS on a MUTHERF**KIN' PLATE!!"

Or the guy who auditioned for American Idol a few years back:

"Nuts on a plate
Nuts on a plate
Lookin' like a fool
Over nuts on a plate"

Seriously, tell me again why they didn't just take off and then kick HER entitled ass off the plane in mid-air?

Oh, that's illegal?

Damn.





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2 comments:

  1. Eli@coachdaddyDecember 16, 2014 at 4:00 PM

    I know, right? It's not like she was Jennifer Lawrence or Pippa Middleton or anything. They should be able to have their nuts any way they want them.

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  2. UnknownDecember 16, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    I would have liked to flush her down the toilet with all the blue water out into the wild blue yonder!

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